Monday, April 23, 2007


Well we can all take great joy on this Monday. There is great news that should give everyone great hope that all is going to be well in the world. Sheryl Crow has been spending much of her current tour trying to figure out ways to help the environment. In her own words;
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,"

This as she tours around in her bio-diesel bus. Isn't it good to know that she is on the job? And, low and behold, she has already come up with some ideas. She is already baring fruit in her attempted conquest of this "problem". And here in her own words is one of the fine things that all of this thinking has produced;

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

Why did we not think of that ingenious idea? Simply limit the amount of toilet paper we use in any one sitting. Now of course this brings up some minor problems, such as, who gets the job to make sure people are complying, but every great plan needs some refining!

The problem with all of this is that it is actually true and Miss Crow actually has followers who will take her serious and follow her direction. (I would be careful shaking hands with them) People will buy into this and believe they are actually doing some good and making a difference, when in fact, all they are doing is feeding the coffers of those who are profiting from them. I think the best thing to do with all of it is to simply, flush it!

blog you later,
pastor tom